August 2011
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I'm thinking of redirecting this url to...
Aug 7th
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July 2011
2 posts
HEY BITCHES, YOU MISS ME?
Jul 9th
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Anonymous asked: Did you have sex with Dumbledore or Lucius ? FUck Draco Malfoy !!!!!
Jul 8th
December 2010
3 posts
slytherin-queen asked: What is your honest opinion on the Twilight books and movies? Do you think Harry Potter is better?
Dec 11th
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quitateesedubi asked: You have beautiful eyes
Dec 11th
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Anonymous asked: Will you make love to me?
I mean... will you.. make hate to me..
Goddam, will you fuck me?
Dec 11th
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November 2010
37 posts
Anonymous asked: my lord, i made you TWO burritos
Nov 29th
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Anonymous asked: i made you a burrito, my lord
Nov 28th
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abcarrie asked: have you always been bald?
Nov 28th
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nikkitatielleissocoollike asked: what if i made you homemade chocolate chip cookies?
Nov 28th
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Anonymous asked: Do you miss having a nose?
Nov 28th
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nikkitatielleissocoollike asked: how does one become a death eater?
Nov 28th
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Anonymous asked: will you marry me?
Nov 28th
andthefucksupreme-deactivated20 asked: just wanted you to know, you AND snape can get the business.

how's next thursday?
Nov 27th
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raininginhell asked: I want to have sex with you.
Nov 27th
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raininginhell asked: you masturbate with a picture of hermione?
Nov 27th
Anonymous asked: when you lost your virginity?
Nov 27th
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Anonymous asked: What's on Voldy's wishlist?
Nov 27th
wolfinthelionsden asked: We were talking about what we wanted to be when we grew up the other day, in class.
Apparently, it's unacceptable to want to be a Deatheater.
What the actual fuck?
Nov 27th
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Anonymous asked: ILOVEYOU
Nov 27th
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Anonymous asked: how do you like your coffee?
Nov 27th
Anonymous asked: AVADA KEDAVRA
Nov 27th
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Anonymous asked: Dear Dark Lord,
Well, I really like this boy but I don't know if he likes me back, and I don't want to ruin our friendship. What should I do?

Oh and I have this rash in the shape of a lightning bolt. Any recommendations for that?

Sincerely,
Confused
Nov 27th
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Anonymous asked: you always want to kill Harry, I think you're a little envious, harry has beautiful eyes.
Nov 27th
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Anonymous asked: Dear Dark Lord, what do you look for in an owl?
Nov 27th
3 notes
1 tag
where the fuck is bellatrix
my margarita glass needs refilling
Nov 27th
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I WANT A FUCKING PIÑA COLADA.
Nov 27th
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bruisesandscratches asked: Oh my god, I fucking Love you. And I'm following you on twitter too.
Nov 27th
meera-cle asked: BE MY BABY DADDY?
Nov 25th
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voldemortoutbitches asked: im an anonymous owl therefore im here to tell you that snape will have sex with you.

cheers.
Nov 25th
lazylioness asked: Killed any famous muggles lately? May I suggest Robert Pattenson or Justin Bieber?
Nov 25th
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oceanfragrances asked: hi baby.
Nov 25th
1 tag
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
half-blood-prince: Five things you’re thankful for GO me myself and I my sexy voice/hair Lord Voldemort The Dark Lord You-Know-Who He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Tom Marvolo Riddle
Nov 25th
Nov 24th
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undeadmemories asked: This is a bit awkward. You see, I was a die hard follower of Harry Potter.
Then I began clicking around and found you. Now, I can see everything clearly. You've shown me the light...er DARK! May I serve you faithfully Dark Lord? I promise to bring you tasty muggle newborns every day.
Nov 24th
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I think it's time to start planning my Birthday...
Nov 22nd
16 notes
it's time for nagini's dinner. lol.
half-blood-prince: lordvoldemort-: You looked ravishing last night, My Lord. Thank you Severus.
Nov 19th
28 notes
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it's time for nagini's dinner. lol.
Nov 19th
28 notes
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That awkward moment when your own curse rebounds...
Nov 19th
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I am so confused... The name of this show is "Top...
expectofuckingpatronum: Villain #3 Tom Riddle THEY DARE USE THAT NAME? THEY DARE ONLY PLACE ME AT NUMBER 3?
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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8 tags
Nov 17th
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ancientrune asked: Severus Snape will always be better than you. Always.
Nov 6th
October 2010
18 posts
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Oct 31st
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I think I'll go as a Dark Lord for Halloween......
Oct 31st
16 notes
7 tags
I command you all to take a moment of silence...
Oct 30th
140 notes
bruno-gehard-deactivated2010111 asked: Alexander McQueen, hallo!
Oct 9th
bruno-gehard-deactivated2010111 asked: Zat is is such a Samantha thing to say.
Oct 9th
2 tags
Oct 9th
Cancer is thought to be the cause of death of most...
half-blood-prince: Wrong. Voldemort is.
Oct 9th